What's a Falafel?

Can I just tell you how much I don't care about Morgan? TWD wants so desperately for me to care about Morgan, but I DON'T CARE ABOUT MORGAN. Okay, now that we've established that fact, I'll tell you what I do care about. I care about finding the leftover Halloween candy. That's what I care about. I told The Spousal Unit to hide it so I wouldn't eat it. Fortunately, for me, he's not very good at hiding. So far, I've ate four Reese's, three Snickers, and two Milky Ways. Of course, they're the fun size so it doesn't really count.

As you can tell, I haven't been paying any attention to TWD because it's Morgan and I DON'T CARE ABOUT MORGAN; however, some doofus just asked Morgan if he would like to have some falafel. What exactly is falafel? Never mind. I don't really care. I just want to know if Glenn is really dead, and why he spells (spelled?) his name with two Ns when one will do. OMG ... it's Mike Tyson doing a commercial for his own show. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He's hilarious. Now, they are showing an identity theft commercial. I always worry about that. I don't want anyone to steal my identity. Why anyone would want to be me is beyond me. Of course, I understand that they want to steal my money, but it would be much more interesting if you could actually be another person for the real.

The dude who plays Morgan is BADLY over acting. I guess he didn't go to the school of subtle acting. God, I'm bored. My neighbor is getting a new roof, and watching that is much more interesting than watching this, so far. Doofus is playing with a stick, so now we know where Morgan gets the stick thing. Doofus has fresh veggies, so maybe he's not that much of a doofus. He's a forensic psychiatrist and he's bald. OMG, I'm in love with Doofus. After Morgan told him that he kills walkers and people who get in his way, Doofus says, "Well, that's the biggest load of horseshit I've ever heard." I'm so in love. I just wish he was better looking. I know, I know. I shouldn't care about people's looks, but I'm shallow.

All the banging and hammering next door is getting on my nerves. Kind of like Morgan. Okay, this is starting to get a little more interesting. Doofus IS interesting, and he has developed an interesting use of a ritual with the stick. Damn, Doofus got bit by a walker. Morgan is such a dumbass. Morgan and Doofus are fighting. Morgan wants Doofus to kill him. Doofus wil not do it.

Doofus is dying because of Morgan. Doofus gives Morgan his lucky rabbit's foot. I guess Doofus is going to break his own rule of NEVER killing anything including himself. RIP Doofus.

Morgan is putting the entire community at risk BECAUSE HE IS A DUMBASS. Enough said.

I want MORE Daryl and MORE Carol in the next episode. Do you hear me????

By the way, have I mentioned that I DON'T CARE ABOUT MORGAN?

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