Today is my anniversary, and that's not a good thing. I will not be celebrating with flowers or champagne or a nice dinner because...

The entity I've encountered is scaring the living hell out of me. It's scarier than accidentally catching a glimpse of my naked self in...

I’m a little sick to my stomach because I’m afraid we’re going to lose another member of our gang shortly. Oh look, it’s the dude from...

It has been one week since I jumped down the rabbit hole. Exactly seven days without THE INTERNET. Exactly 168 hours without THE...

I rolled over in the bed at 5:45 this morning and instinctively reached for my Ipad. I wasn’t even fully awake, but I had to check to see...

This is so exciting. Mrs. Keller is going to announce the winner of the Hart Elementary School 6th grade essay contest after lunch. I'm...

It's TWD recap, y'all. I would really like to live in this subdivision. It's nice and clean and not crowded. Bag a boar. Say that fast...

It's a good thing I was never a Girl Scout because I would have been expected to sell Girl Scout cookies. I don't care if your pockets...

This is the space where I normally do a re-cap of TWD every Sunday night after a couple of glasses of Reisling; however, It's not Sunday...

Sitting here on a beautiful Sunday afternoon in my comfy recliner and my comfy granny panties, I'm feeling pretty awesome. Why is that?...

Her little 12-year-old body really was as light as a feather, and as stiff as a board. In my memory, we raised Melanie Brooks high in the...

Wow, it's really late. I've been watching the Oscars and cooking and watching and doing laundry and watching and facebooking and watching...

There are Girl Scout cookies on the counter. That wouldn't be odd except for the fact that I'm at the OB/GYN office for my dreaded annual...

It's time for TWD, and I've been eating Fritos all night and now I can't feel my tongue and Maggie is crying and she has on a wedding...

I make to-do lists, but I never check any items off of any of the lists. I have a neat and tidy collection of old ink pens stored in a...

If you have ever, even for just five minutes, felt like the most uncool person on the planet then you will be able to relate to this...

Okay, I'm on the back half of two and a half glasses of Riesling. I'm telling you this so that you will be fully aware of what you are...

I fell off the wagon today, HARD. The day started off, innocently enough, at approximately 10:30 am ... Spousal Unit gently urges me to...

Men, listen up. It's almost V-day and you need to get busy. Put more than five seconds worth of thought into it, and I won't have to...

Dearest Dana, It's me, writing to me FROM THE FUTURE. Here are some random ideas I thought I would jot down while I'm waiting for the...