Dana Starr
Poop is Still Poop
It's a good thing I was never a Girl Scout because I would have been expected to sell Girl Scout cookies. I don't care if your pockets...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 3, 2015
- 4 min
Pottery Barn and Preppies
This is the space where I normally do a re-cap of TWD every Sunday night after a couple of glasses of Reisling; however, It's not Sunday...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 2, 2015
- 3 min
Perfectly Perfect
Sitting here on a beautiful Sunday afternoon in my comfy recliner and my comfy granny panties, I'm feeling pretty awesome. Why is that?...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 24, 2015
- 5 min
That's What Friends Are For
Her little 12-year-old body really was as light as a feather, and as stiff as a board. In my memory, we raised Melanie Brooks high in the...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 23, 2015
- 4 min
I Need a Moment
Wow, it's really late. I've been watching the Oscars and cooking and watching and doing laundry and watching and facebooking and watching...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 20, 2015
- 3 min
Livin' the Thug Life
There are Girl Scout cookies on the counter. That wouldn't be odd except for the fact that I'm at the OB/GYN office for my dreaded annual...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 16, 2015
- 4 min
Miles To Go Before I Sleep
It's time for TWD, and I've been eating Fritos all night and now I can't feel my tongue and Maggie is crying and she has on a wedding...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 14, 2015
- 4 min
Cupcakes and Criminals
I make to-do lists, but I never check any items off of any of the lists. I have a neat and tidy collection of old ink pens stored in a...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 12, 2015
- 4 min
Do I Smell Cotton Candy?
If you have ever, even for just five minutes, felt like the most uncool person on the planet then you will be able to relate to this...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 9, 2015
- 4 min
This Makes My Heart Hurt
Okay, I'm on the back half of two and a half glasses of Riesling. I'm telling you this so that you will be fully aware of what you are...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 6, 2015
- 2 min
Thin Mint Madness
I fell off the wagon today, HARD. The day started off, innocently enough, at approximately 10:30 am ... Spousal Unit gently urges me to...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 4, 2015
- 3 min
Bears, Boxes and Bracelets
Men, listen up. It's almost V-day and you need to get busy. Put more than five seconds worth of thought into it, and I won't have to...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 3, 2015
- 2 min
Not Ordinary
Dearest Dana, It's me, writing to me FROM THE FUTURE. Here are some random ideas I thought I would jot down while I'm waiting for the...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 2, 2015
- 2 min
I Want the Barbie Life
I want the Barbie life because that babe has everything!!!! At the ripe age of 54, I have rediscovered my love of all things Barbie. Why?...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 2, 2015
- 1 min
Valentine's Day
In honor of Valentine's Day, which will soon be upon us, here's some yummy shout-outs to some of my favorite couples. The Way We Were Out...
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