Dana Starr
Stick A Cork In It
Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah makes me think of cheerleaders which makes me think of the popular, skinny, pretty girls in school which makes me...
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Dana Starr
- May 12, 2017
- 3 min
Those Rocking Chair Days
This rocking chair is what Mother's Day is all about for me. It's a Bentwood rocker. My husband bought it for me when I was pregnant with...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 11, 2017
- 2 min
I Felt It In My Chakra
Oh, I’ve really been feelin’ my oats lately. I’m not entirely sure what that means, but I’m very sure I have NOT felt my oats in quite...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 27, 2017
- 4 min
Stayin' Alive
This is scary. I'm sitting in the doctor's office waiting to hear my fate. I've been waiting an hour and a half already and I'm...
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Dana Starr
- Dec 10, 2016
- 4 min
Second Annual Wish List
Stop wringing your hands, and clutching your pearls about what to get me for Christmas. You can calm down now because I've finally...
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Dana Starr
- Nov 21, 2016
- 3 min
Keep On Playing Those Mind Games
Don't have that third apple ale. Don't do it, I said to myself. But I did it. Don't finish that box of Triscuit left over from election...
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Dana Starr
- Nov 8, 2016
- 4 min
We're On Easy Street
OMG, TWD is kicking my OCD into overdrive right now, and that's making me stressed AF, and that is making me want to eat ALL THE FOOD,...
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Dana Starr
- Nov 2, 2016
- 3 min
Two For The Price Of One
There have only been a few times in the 56 years I've been on this earth that I've been ruined to the degree that I was ruined by the...
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Dana Starr
- Aug 27, 2016
- 3 min
The Place I Call Home
Sky and dirt. Heaven and earth. You see lots of both in the new movie Hell or High Water. If you've ever driven past mesquite trees and...
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Dana Starr
- Jul 25, 2016
- 4 min
Get Off My Lawn
I'm a 55-year-old white woman with gray hair and too much poundage. I look like a stern junior high school vice principal, or the kind of...
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Dana Starr
- Jul 16, 2016
- 2 min
Top Ten Rainy Day Observations from Budapest
10. Eating and making small talk with strangers on the Viking Prestige multiple times a day for multiple days is hella boring, so that's...
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Dana Starr
- Jun 29, 2016
- 3 min
I Need a Vacation From My Vacation
I'm leaving for a vacation in two days. The thought of a vacation seems ridiculous to me as my life is already a vacation, so I guess I'm...
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Dana Starr
- Jun 19, 2016
- 3 min
I Broke Baby Jesus and My Ass Too
I've been severely sleep deprived all week, so when I finally fell asleep last night I slept approximately 1,487 hours. I'm a tad groggy...
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Dana Starr
- May 28, 2016
- 4 min
Hills and Valleys
Accidentally brushing her paper-thin skin, he takes the skeleton key from her hand. He can feel the hills and valleys created by her...
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Dana Starr
- May 17, 2016
- 4 min
Ketchup is the Salsa of My People
I've only recently been made aware that other people do not think of ketchup as a major food group. Also, other people spell ketchup like...
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Dana Starr
- May 8, 2016
- 3 min
Starfish and Satellites
It's three in the morning somewhere off the coast of Spain. I'm wide awake on the Wind Star floating in the Bay of Biscay. I can't hear...
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Dana Starr
- Apr 5, 2016
- 2 min
Please Pass the Mustard
WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?????? The Walking Dead is wearing me out lately. I haven't written about it in a couple of weeks because frankly the...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 22, 2016
- 3 min
This is Well Within My Skill Set
Eugene has modified his mullet. He's now sporting a ponytail. So, there's that. I don't really want to talk about Eugene's mullet...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 13, 2016
- 4 min
Carol's Cookies
I'm so incredibly stressed out right now. Due to my glamorous lifestlye, I've not been able to watch the last two episodes of The Walking...
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Dana Starr
- Feb 27, 2016
- 4 min
You Don't Know What Ya Got Till It's Gone or They're Real and They're Spectacular
The subject of this blog post is near and dear to my heart. I mean that literally. I'm writing about breasts, specifically my breasts....
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