Dana Starr
This is Well Within My Skill Set
Eugene has modified his mullet. He's now sporting a ponytail. So, there's that. I don't really want to talk about Eugene's mullet...
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Dana Starr
Mar 13, 20164 min read
Carol's Cookies
I'm so incredibly stressed out right now. Due to my glamorous lifestlye, I've not been able to watch the last two episodes of The Walking...
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Dana Starr
Feb 27, 20164 min read
You Don't Know What Ya Got Till It's Gone or They're Real and They're Spectacular
The subject of this blog post is near and dear to my heart. I mean that literally. I'm writing about breasts, specifically my breasts....
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Dana Starr
Feb 25, 20163 min read
Where the Hell is Carol?
I'm so mad at myself. I sorta kinda spoiled myself today; so dumb. I purposely never watch TWD on Sunday night, so I know there's always...
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Dana Starr
Feb 21, 20164 min read
Ain't That Some BS
I have so many First World problems: Knock it off menopause I don't want to be a man; I really, really don't, so why am I turning into...
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Dana Starr
Feb 17, 20163 min read
Nibble on That
I'm exhausted. It's been a full day of TV watching, and it ain't over yet. I saved the best for last: the mid-season premiere of The...
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Dana Starr
Feb 15, 20165 min read
Top Thirteen Things That Ain't Sexy and/or Romantic
13. Feeding each other AIN'T sexy because we're not babies. I'll use my own fork; thank you. 12. Dancing AIN'T sexy; at least, not when...
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Dana Starr
Jan 28, 20162 min read
One Huge Petri Dish of Gross
Thank you United Airlines for giving me the only cold I've had in years. I know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that sitting in the...
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Dana Starr
Jan 11, 20164 min read
He Put A Ring On It
The Spousal Unit, AKA Paul Starr, became the luckiest man alive 36 years ago when he made me his bride. It was January 11, 1980 and it...
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Dana Starr
Jan 8, 20163 min read
How I Nailed My Viagra Audition
I can't make my lips appear pouty enough, but I'm trying. Eventually, the lower half of my face starts to hurt from the effort. Also, I...
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Dana Starr
Jan 7, 20163 min read
Star Wars: The Hormones Awaken
The evening, and my future, stretched out in front of me, full of promise, mischief, a bottle of TJ Swan, and maybe a cigarette or two....
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Dana Starr
Jan 1, 20163 min read
Happy New Year From This Cranky Bitch
It's New Year's Eve and I could NOT care less. If the entire cast of The Walking Dead, and most especially Norman Reedus who plays Daryl...
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Dana Starr
Dec 18, 20153 min read
I Was Wrong
I can't stop thinking about what's living in my attic. It is up there; I know it, and it knows I know it. What does it look like? I...
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Dana Starr
Dec 16, 20151 min read
Calling All Angels
Creepy Elf and Barbie weren't interested in watching the GOP debate this evening, and really who could blame them???, so they decided to...
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Dana Starr
Dec 1, 20154 min read
I Need Some Christmas Walkers
Oh my GAWD ... every single bone in my flabby 55-year-old body hurts. I actually got off my duff today and decorated the house for...
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Dana Star
Nov 23, 20153 min read
Can My Phone Ring Some More???
OH SNAP. They got me goooood. Glennnnn is alive. Let the world rejoice!!!! Glenn (with two Ns) is ALIVE. JSS girl just threw him a bottle...
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Dana Starr
Nov 22, 20154 min read
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
Well folks, Christmas is right around the corner, and ya know what that means: you gotta haul your cookies to the mall and buy a bunch of...
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Dana Starr
Nov 17, 20154 min read
Daryl, Daryl and Some More Daryl
It's Tuesday, and I haven't watched TWD yet, and that's causing me stress. My nasty house is also causing me stress, but I'll deal with...
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Dana Starr
Nov 11, 20154 min read
Happy Thanksgiving
Today is my Thanksgiving. I know it's not really Thanksgiving, but, in fact, it really, really is Thanksgiving for me. Today, two years...
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Dana Starr
Nov 9, 20154 min read
Wake Me When This Is Over
It's Monday morning, and I'm sittin' here in my PJs with my laptop on my lap, eating my Raisin Bran (cuz I need the fiber, not for the...
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