Dana Starr
There Are No Words
Have you ever been hit by a BIG wave while wading in the ocean? It's kind of scary, and kind of exhilarating, and at the very least, it...
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Dana Starr
Nov 2, 20152 min read
What's a Falafel?
Can I just tell you how much I don't care about Morgan? TWD wants so desperately for me to care about Morgan, but I DON'T CARE ABOUT...
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Dana Starr
Oct 26, 20154 min read
Every Day Should be Chocolate Milk Day
TWD will not be on for another three hours, but I feel a strong need to get a few things off my ample chest right now. First of all ......
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Dana Starr
Oct 21, 20154 min read
I Could Use a Cigarette
Alrighty then, I got my peanut butter crackers and my diet peach Snapple and I'm good to go. I wish I had a bottle of Riesling and a huge...
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Dana Starr
Oct 19, 20155 min read
Fifty Shades of Crap
SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX. It's all I can think about today. Why? Why do I have sex on the brain? There's an easy answer to that question,...
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Dana Starr
Oct 14, 20154 min read
Did You Eat My Peanut Butter Protein Bar?
Oh my holy hell. I waited an ENTIRE DAY to watch the season premiere of TWD and now this freaking website has decided to take an hour...
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Dana Starr
Sep 13, 20154 min read
It's Okay to Not be Okay
When did it become not okay to be not okay? This is a serious question, and I'd really like to know the answer. I'm not okay 100% of the...
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Dana Starr
Sep 6, 20155 min read
Something in a Sunday
There's something in a Sunday that makes a body feel alone. I did not write that sentence. Kris Kristofferson wrote that for his most...
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Dana Starr
Aug 31, 20155 min read
Feels Like Home
The heat hits my cheek like a slap, but it doesn't hurt; it feels fantastic. I'm freezing in the intense heat of an August afternoon in...
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Dana Starr
Aug 20, 20155 min read
Hairstyles of the Rich and Famous
My entire life has basically been about accomplishing two things. The first thing is finding THE PERFECT COUCH. Once upon a time, I owned...
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Dana Starr
Aug 12, 20153 min read
The World According to Trump
August 12, 2017 Four hours of sleep is more than enough for me; however, I'm still extremely upset with The Sun for rising and waking me,...
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Dana Starr
Aug 4, 20153 min read
The D Word
Don't be disappointed, but this post is all about disappointment. This is not normally a topic I care to discuss at great length;...
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Dana Starr
Jul 20, 20154 min read
Daddy's Girl
It's so weird to see a picture of my dad on Facebook. He is my father; my blood, and I know nothing about him. Well, not nothing. I know...
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Jerry Richards (guest author)
May 23, 20154 min read
Splanin the Blues
Hi kids, it's Dana AKA Lady Sweet Escape with a little story written by Jerry Richards, a Facebook friend of mine. I've never actually...
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Dana Starr
May 13, 20152 min read
Top Ten Reasons I Despise My New POS (HP) Laptop Computer
10. If the POS is plugged in and not running on the battery then the screen is nice and bright; however, if it's running on battery then...
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Dana Starr
May 7, 20151 min read
Top Ten Foolishness
What do you do when you can't leave your home? Do you cook or clean or do laundry or maybe you do all those things? Not me, nope. I...
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Dana Starr
Apr 30, 20154 min read
Happy Anniversary To Me
Today is my anniversary, and that's not a good thing. I will not be celebrating with flowers or champagne or a nice dinner because...
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Dana Starr
Apr 24, 201510 min read
The Ultimate Adventure
The entity I've encountered is scaring the living hell out of me. It's scarier than accidentally catching a glimpse of my naked self in...
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Dana Starr
Mar 30, 20154 min read
The Wolves at the Door
I’m a little sick to my stomach because I’m afraid we’re going to lose another member of our gang shortly. Oh look, it’s the dude from...
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Dana Starr
Mar 23, 20155 min read
Let's All Jump Down the Rabbit Hole
It has been one week since I jumped down the rabbit hole. Exactly seven days without THE INTERNET. Exactly 168 hours without THE...
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