Dana Starr
I Could Use a Cigarette
Alrighty then, I got my peanut butter crackers and my diet peach Snapple and I'm good to go. I wish I had a bottle of Riesling and a huge...
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Dana Starr
- Oct 19, 2015
- 5 min
Fifty Shades of Crap
SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX. It's all I can think about today. Why? Why do I have sex on the brain? There's an easy answer to that question,...
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Dana Starr
- Oct 14, 2015
- 4 min
Did You Eat My Peanut Butter Protein Bar?
Oh my holy hell. I waited an ENTIRE DAY to watch the season premiere of TWD and now this freaking website has decided to take an hour...
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Dana Starr
- Sep 13, 2015
- 4 min
It's Okay to Not be Okay
When did it become not okay to be not okay? This is a serious question, and I'd really like to know the answer. I'm not okay 100% of the...
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Dana Starr
- Sep 6, 2015
- 5 min
Something in a Sunday
There's something in a Sunday that makes a body feel alone. I did not write that sentence. Kris Kristofferson wrote that for his most...
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Dana Starr
- Aug 31, 2015
- 5 min
Feels Like Home
The heat hits my cheek like a slap, but it doesn't hurt; it feels fantastic. I'm freezing in the intense heat of an August afternoon in...
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Dana Starr
- Aug 20, 2015
- 5 min
Hairstyles of the Rich and Famous
My entire life has basically been about accomplishing two things. The first thing is finding THE PERFECT COUCH. Once upon a time, I owned...
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Dana Starr
- Aug 12, 2015
- 3 min
The World According to Trump
August 12, 2017 Four hours of sleep is more than enough for me; however, I'm still extremely upset with The Sun for rising and waking me,...
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Dana Starr
- Aug 4, 2015
- 3 min
The D Word
Don't be disappointed, but this post is all about disappointment. This is not normally a topic I care to discuss at great length;...
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Dana Starr
- Jul 20, 2015
- 4 min
Daddy's Girl
It's so weird to see a picture of my dad on Facebook. He is my father; my blood, and I know nothing about him. Well, not nothing. I know...
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Jerry Richards (guest author)
- May 23, 2015
- 4 min
Splanin the Blues
Hi kids, it's Dana AKA Lady Sweet Escape with a little story written by Jerry Richards, a Facebook friend of mine. I've never actually...
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Dana Starr
- May 13, 2015
- 2 min
Top Ten Reasons I Despise My New POS (HP) Laptop Computer
10. If the POS is plugged in and not running on the battery then the screen is nice and bright; however, if it's running on battery then...
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Dana Starr
- May 7, 2015
- 1 min
Top Ten Foolishness
What do you do when you can't leave your home? Do you cook or clean or do laundry or maybe you do all those things? Not me, nope. I...
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Dana Starr
- Apr 30, 2015
- 4 min
Happy Anniversary To Me
Today is my anniversary, and that's not a good thing. I will not be celebrating with flowers or champagne or a nice dinner because...
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Dana Starr
- Apr 24, 2015
- 10 min
The Ultimate Adventure
The entity I've encountered is scaring the living hell out of me. It's scarier than accidentally catching a glimpse of my naked self in...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 30, 2015
- 4 min
The Wolves at the Door
I’m a little sick to my stomach because I’m afraid we’re going to lose another member of our gang shortly. Oh look, it’s the dude from...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 23, 2015
- 5 min
Let's All Jump Down the Rabbit Hole
It has been one week since I jumped down the rabbit hole. Exactly seven days without THE INTERNET. Exactly 168 hours without THE...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 17, 2015
- 3 min
What a Wonderful World
I rolled over in the bed at 5:45 this morning and instinctively reached for my Ipad. I wasn’t even fully awake, but I had to check to see...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 12, 2015
- 4 min
How I Learned to Love Lemonade
This is so exciting. Mrs. Keller is going to announce the winner of the Hart Elementary School 6th grade essay contest after lunch. I'm...
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Dana Starr
- Mar 9, 2015
- 3 min
A Pickle, a Party and a Peck
It's TWD recap, y'all. I would really like to live in this subdivision. It's nice and clean and not crowded. Bag a boar. Say that fast...
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